Terry Pratchett Quotes

Only in our dreams are we free. The rest of the time we need wages.

Terry Pratchett

Genius is always allowed some leeway, once the hammer has been pried from its hands and the blood has been cleaned up

Terry Pratchett

Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it.

Terry Pratchett

It's not enough to be able to pick up a sword. You have to know which end to poke into the enemy.

Terry Pratchett

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. Of course, I could be wrong.

Terry Pratchett

Pets are always a great help in times of stress. And in times of starvation too, o'course.

Terry Pratchett

There was always someone ready to cut the heir with a knife.

Terry Pratchett

No matter how fast light travels it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it.

Terry Pratchett